#little-bobby

A teacher asks her students to use the word ""contagious"" in a sentence... Sally raises her hand. ""Yes, Sally?"" She answers, ""I was at the doctor's office with my mom, but she told me not to play with the toys in the waiting room because the other kids were contagious."" ""Very good, Sally!"" the teacher said, ""Anyone else want to try?"" Jessie raises her hand. ""Yes, Jessie?"" She answers, ""My dad tells me not to yawn because then everybody else yawns. He said yawning is contagious."" ""E…

Learning to play the bass Little Bobby Tavoli came to his father one day and said, "Father, I want to learn how to play the bass." Having been burned before when Little Bobby decided he wanted to learn something and then quit, Papa Tavoli replied, "That's fine Little Bobby, but you have to stick to it this time. After each lesson, I want you to show me what you've learned. I want to see that you can commit to practicing." Little Bobby agreed, and they went to the store and purchased a bass, a…

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. “Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby’s mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. “G…