Ole and Lena gat married
After the service, the got into the carriage and started away from the church. They hadn't gone very far when the horse stumbled, spilling Ole and Lena onto the road. Ole righted the carriage, got Lena seated, then went up to the horse, held up one finger, and said, "Dat's vun". They went along some more and the horse got too close to the edge, tipping the carriage over again. After getting settled yet again, Ole went up to the horse, held up two fingers and said, "Dat…