An Indian lady walks into a bar for the first time... and sat infront of the bartender. There were two men sitting beside her. One on her left and one on her right. The man on the right said to the bartender: ""Jack Daniels, single."" The man on the left said to the bartender: ""Johnnie Walker, single."" Then the bartender looked the the lady and said: ""And you??"" The lady replied: ""Aakaanksha Kapoor, married!""