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Little Johnny... Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, ""Mommy, can little girls have babies?"" ""No,"" says his mom, ""of course not."" Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends, ""It's okay, we can play that game again!""

Little Johnny is sitting on his front porch... stirring a bucket of chicken shit. After a short while the milkman walks up for the morning delivery and asks him what he is making. ""A milkman"", little Johnny replies. Puzzled the milkman leaves. Soon after the mailman walks up and asks little Johnny the same question to which he replies ""I'm making a mailman!"" Shaking his head, the mailman walks off. That afternoon the milkman and the mailman are having lunch and discussing little Johnny's lat…

Little Johnny... Little Johnny was at school, when his teacher presented him with a question. ""Johnny, if there are five birds sitting on your porch, and you throw a rock at one of them, how many birds will you have left?"" Little Johnny replied, ""Well none, because if you throw a stone at one, they all would fly away."" The teacher corrected little Johnny and said, ""Well no, you would have four birds, but I like the way you think."" Johnny accepted his correction. Later that day, Little John…

johnny Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, ""My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal."" The second one says, ""That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six."" Little Johnny starts laughing and says, ""My Daddy can eat light bulbs."" The other two boys tell Johnny that he is out of his mind. They ask him why he thinks his daddy can eat light bulbs. Little Johnny replies, ""Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said,…