A bad joke about religion. Johannes Gutenberg is tinkering in his shop when St. Peter walks in. ""Behold! My newest invention! The printing press!"" He proclaims. ""What does it do?"" St. Peter asks. ""It makes books easier to print! It only takes a single person to operate."" ""Have you no sense of compassion, Gutenberg? Think of all the poor scribes you'll put out of work!"" ""Nonsense, Pete. They'll have more time for studying instead of mindless scribbles."" ""That's all fine, Gutenberg,"" s…