So God's busy making the world... and Angel Gabriel passes by. God says, ""Look angel Gabriel! Look! I am making a precious land called Israel. It will be full of oil, it shall be fertile, and it shall be the promised land. I am making a chosen people to inhabit it. They shall be called the Jews!"" Angel Gabriel looks at God and says, ""God, don't you think you're giving one group of people, these Jews, too much prosperity?"" God replies, ""Oh, don't worry. I'm going to cancel it out with the ne…