#janie

The Woman Marine Pilot The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that she had missed Janie. Janie, do you have a story to share?' ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Des…

A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents. Suddenly he announces, ""Me and Janie is getting married."" ""Oh?"" says the mother. ""And how old is Janie?"" ""Five,"" replies the boy. ""Well,"" says the father, "" what are you going to do for money?"" ""I get 15 cents a week in allowance,"" says the son, ""and Janie gets 10 cents. We figured that if we put them together we we d be okay."" ""I see,"" says the father. ""But what are you going to do if you have children?"" "…

A Generous Rich Man Several men were in the locker room of the gym when a cell phone on a bench rang and a man put it on speaker and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen. MAN: ""Hello!"" WOMAN: ""Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"" MAN: ""Yes."" WOMAN: ""I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"" MAN: ""Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."" WOMAN: ""I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new …

49ers Fan On the first day of school, a first grade teacher explains to her class that she's a Seahawks fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Seahawks fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand? 'Because I'm not a Seahawks fan' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you aren't a Seahawks fan, then who are …

The locker room of a Golf Club Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen. * MAN: "Hello" * WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" * MAN: "Yes." * WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" * MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." * WOMAN: "I also stoppe…

The moral of the story The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. ---The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and…

A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents. Suddenly he announces "Me and Janie is getting married.""