Little joke I thought up Step 1. Buy a pair of jeans. Just one perfect fitting pair. Mine are black, but very dark blue works too. Step 2. Wear the jeans around and buy matching shoes and/or boots depending on climate. Step 3. Buy some mid-price t-shirts that you think you look great in. The right width and length for your body type. Step 4. Go into club Monoco and/or J Crew and get fitted for some Oxford cotton button downs. One in white. One in blue. Make sure it fits. Pick up a white dress sh…