Intelligence Services Contest There once was a contest to determine the best Intelligence Service in the world. The rules were simple. Each team takes turns to go into a forest and bring out a lion. The fastest team wins. The MI5 went first and with their superior abilities manage to flush out a lion in about a week. The CIA rose to the challenge and using their world class equipment and tactics flush out the beast in about 3 days. The KGB goes last and nothing happens for a week. Everyone one w…