#house-yes

Moth Problem A sales assistant walks up to an old lady in his store and asks if he can help. The lady says, ""Yes please. I have a bit of a moth problem at home and need something to get rid of them."" The assistant points out where the mothballs are and the lady thanks him and buys a packet. The next day she returns but this time buys TWO packets. The day after that she returns and buys THREE packets. On the fourth day she's buying FOUR packets and the assistant can't hold his curiosity any lon…

Two middle aged friends are at a bar... One of the friends says ""I'm sick of not amounting to anything in my life. Tomorrow I'm going to the community college to sign up for classes."" The next day, the man is speaking with a class counselor at the college. The counselor tells him ""I'm going to sign you up for basic math, science, English, and logic classes."" The man says ""Logic? What's that?"" The counselor replies ""I'll give you an example. Do you own a weedwacker?"" The man says ""Yes I …

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at the bar… “You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow, I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, bec…