#house-we

Saying Goodbye to Mother You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she alway…

Do the right thing. A man was at the bar drinking himself to oblivion. He had his head in his hand and he was shaking his head. The bartender asked, “You alright, pal?” The man said, “Let me tell you a story.” The bartender looked around the empty bar and replied, “Sure.” The man said, “So, I was supposed to meet my fiancé today at her house. We were going to get some dinner. But when I got there her sister was home.” “So what’s the problem? You don’t get a…