#house-okay

Tiny Concerto So, a guy walks into a bar. It's early in the afternoon, and he's the only customer, so he sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings it, sets it down, and says, ""That'll be 20 dollars."" The man looks at him, wide-eyed, and says ""Twenty dollars? For one freaking beer?"" ""Oh no"", says the barkeep, 3 dollars for the beer, and 17 for the show."" The man swiftly replies, ""I don't want any show. Just give me the beer."" The bartender then says, ""I'll tell you wh…

Robert called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner *""Hello?""* said a little girl's voice. *""Hi, honey, it's Daddy,""* said Robert. *""Is mommy near the phone?""* *""No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank.""* After a brief pause, he said, *""But you don't have an Uncle Frank, honey!""* *""Yes I do. He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!""* *""Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and s…

It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. ""Hello?"" says a little girl's voice. ""Hi, honey, it's Daddy,"" says John. ""Is Mommy near the phone?"" ""No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred."" After a brief pause, John says, ""But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!"" ""Yes, I …