#home-depot

I was walking through Home Depot yesterday when I tripped and knocked an industrial vacuum cleaner onto a bunch of carpentry tools.

I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at Home Depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?,"They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape it's not that fun

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday? Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

What did the lizard get at home depot? Reptile.

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot? Everything is priced in pesos.

What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? Home Depot.

Gay pride parade? Why isn't there a straight pride parade? They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls? They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

An Irishman walked in to a branch of Home Depot and asked: "Can I order 1,400 bricks please?" "That's a lot of bricks," said the store assistant. "Are you building a house?" "No," said the Irishman, "I'm building a barbecue." "A barbecue? Why do you need 1,400 bricks for a barbecue?" "Because I live on the eighth floor."