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Two beggars in London Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London ... Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects 2 to 3 every day. Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of 10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Habib asks Ali :- 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of 10 notes every day?' Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Habib's sign reads 'I have …

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