Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, ""My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."" Another guy asks, ""What's that?"" The first guy says, ""I am a Single, New Age Guy."" Another guy says, ""My name is Gary, and I am a DINK."" A lady asks, ""What's that?"" He says, ""Double Income, No Kids."" The lady says, ""That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."" Larry asks, ""A WIFE?"" Gertrude says, ""Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.""