The Fairy and the Illegal Alien A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute illegal alien outside the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Offices. ""My good man,"" the fairy said, ""I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you've just arrived in the U.S. with your wife and seven children."" The man told the fairy, ""Well in Guatemala, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe with a lot of gold in them."" The fairy looked at the man's almost toothl…