You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you that his last good case was a ""Budweiser."" When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He picks the jury by playing ""duck-duck-goose."" During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy. He asks a hostile witness to ""pull my finger."" A prison guard is shaving your head. Every couple of minutes he yells, ""I call Jack Daniels to the stand!"" and proceeds to drink a sh…