Those thrifty Yorkshire lads The couple had been happily married for 50 years. The husband contacted the newspaper regarding an obituary. When informed of the cost, the man uttered, in true Yorkshire fashion,""How Much?!!!"" He reluctantly produced his wallet. ""I want summat simple,"" he explained,""my Gladys was a good-hearted and hard-working Yorkshire lass but she wunt ave wanted to be owt swanky'. ""Perhaps a small poem,"" suggested the woman at the desk. ""Nay,"" he said, ""she wunt ave wa…