#german-government

Recently Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the core examinations small pieces of copper were discovered. After running many arduous tests on these samples the German government announced that the ancient Germans 25000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network. Naturally the British government was not that easily impressed. So they ordered their own scientists to take their core…

In the wake of inflation, and the conflict in Eastern Europe... ... the German government predicts an imminent shortage of sausage and cheese, and are formulating a plan for emergency intervention to deal with this impending crisis. They're referring to the plan as their Wurst/Kase scenario.