Nebraska joke
You'll only get it if you've ever had to drive across Nebraska...
So, Gen Custer and Major Reno are at the Battle of the Little Bighorn and Reno turns to Custer and says, "General I have good news and bad news."
Custer says, "hmmm give me the bad news first"
Reno replies, "we have 2000 Indians led by Chief Crazy Horse that are going to massacre every one of us and chop our remains into little bits."
Custer: "That is bad; what's the good news?"
Reno: "We won't have to cross …