It's time for some Tern Jokes!
* A group of sea-birds flew over Amsterdam.
No tern was left unstoned.
* Frans just opened up his new Deli and was doing quite well. People came in from miles around to buy his sausages and meats, and they never left unsatisfied. One day a man walks in and orders a pound of sausage. Frans gladly rings him up, but he's floored when the man says he doesn't have any money to pay with. "Well I can't give you mien fleisch for nothing," said Frans. The man thought fo…