#first-native

A brave explorer is battling through the Amazon When he happens across two natives having a heated argument. 'I'm telling you, it's WOOOMM, with three 'o's and two 'm's! 'No, you idiot, it's WOOMBBE, with two 'b's and an 'e' at the end!' The explorer decides to weigh in at this point, 'Look, chaps, it's actually WOMB, one 'o', one 'm' and one 'b' at the end.' The first native looked to the second. 'How on Earth does he know what sound a hippo makes when it farts underwater?'

My dad used to tell the ultimate dad joke passed on by his Native American father from Arizona. ""You boys know how all these cacti got their name?"" *sigh* ""No dad how did they decide on a name?"" ""Well, when the first Native American tried the water from them, he exclaimed 'Yucca!'"" (Yucca is the name of an abundant species of cacti found in Arizona) (I cringed when I heard this and I loved my grandfather very much so I understand any negative reaction)

the natives and the bumblebee So two natives are sitting on the end of a flagpole. The first native says to the second, 'Hey man, how'd we get up here?' The second one gives a knowing wink to the first, then begins to pull his teeth out of his mouth with his barehands. Terrified, the first Native begins screaming 'Sorry I should have explained, it is a horizontal flag pole built on the side of a building!' The natives, used to hunting from trees in forests, were excellent balancers. As blood gus…

A man is on a tropical vacation A man goes to a pacific island for vacation. As the boat nears, he notices the constant sound of drumming. As he gets off the boat, he asks a native how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says ""very bad when drumming stops."" Later that day, the drumming is still going and it is really starting to get to him. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been spooked. ""Very bad when drumm…