The King and his donkey? Father Murphy tried that too... [BringItOnFellas' previous version here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2dru6u/a_king_enrolled_his_donkey_in_a_race_and_won/) Father Murphy's parish was always scratching for the mortgage payment, until one day he came up with a plan: they would buy a racehorse, enter it in a few races down at the track, and see if they could win some money. The council agreed, the hat was passed, and the good Father went to the next horse auction.…