#father-fumble

Sixteen-year-old Sally tiptoes into the confession box in the Holy Martyred Virgins' Church, where Father Fumble is sitting. ""Father,"" whispers Sally, ""I have sinned!"" ... ... ""Tell me all about it!"" replies the young priest. ""Well, Father,"" continues Sally, ""my boyfriend Willy came home with me the other day, and I took him to my room."" ""Really?"" says Father Fumble. ""And what happened in there?"" ""Well, Father,"" continues Sally, ""Willy pushed me back onto the bed and started tak…

Two Prized Cows Farmer O'Leary has two prize cows, Daisy and Buttercup. One day, he borrows the neighbors' bull and puts it into the field with the cows. The bull does not show much interest in the cows seems to be a swami! and soon Farmer O'Leary gets bored and goes off for his lunch. That afternoon, Father Fumble, the village priest, comes to the farmhouse for tea, so Farmer O'Leary calls his farmhand, Sean, and tells him to go out to the field and watch the bull. Sean is to let him know if …