So Farrah Fawcett went to heaven... ...and God said to her, ""Farrah, you lived a beautiful life. You were kind, and sincere, and generous to everyone you met. You never acted out of self interest and as a reward...I am going to grant one wish. Anything you want; just name it."" Farrah thought for a minute. Then it came to her. She smiled and said, ""I just want all the children of the world to be safe."" *Okay, Reddit -- if you have a better Michael Jackson joke...I wanna hear it*