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The boy who liked tractors *(Sorry for any typos, I'm French!)* Once there was a little boy. For his 2nd birthday he was given a little tractor with pedals. He loved it so much that he started being obsessed with tractors. By his fourth birthday, he already had 30 tractors of different sizes and colours. As soon as he learnt how to read, he started filling his shelves in his bedroom with books about tractors. Harry Ferguson was his hero. He knew everything about his life and the tractors he inve

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What was Farmer Joe supposed to say? Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company, responsible for the accident, to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe. ""Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"" ''Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the--"" ''I didn't ask for any details,'' the lawyer interrupted. ''Just answer the ques

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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. ""Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"" ''Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the--"" ''I didn't ask for any details,'' the lawyer interrupted. ''Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of

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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company, responsible for the accident, to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe. ""Didn't you say, 'I'm fine', at the scene of the accident?"" asked the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, ""Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."" ""I didn't ask for a long, drawn-out story,"" the lawyer interrupted, ""just answer the que

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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?" "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the--" "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the acc

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