Oldie but goodie
A young woman was walking along a deserted beach admiring the sunset when she noticed a lamp partially buried in the sand. She picked up the lamp and brushed the sand off. To her suprise a Genie appeared in front of her. The Genie said "You've got one wish, make it snappy" The young woman said "I thought Genies gave 3 wishes". "Not since the GFC, so what is your wish" said the Genie.
The young woman pulled out a map of the middle east from her back pack. "See these countries, E…