A alcoholic man named Edward L. Trickle was at an AA meeting. They ask him to stand up and introduce himself. ""Hello, I'm Edward Lek, and I am an alcoholic."" After a few minutes of chat with the group, he removes a bottle of gin with a red N on it from his bag. They all gasp and ask what he's doing with it. He pours it down his ear while the whole group watches in awe. ""This is my way of drinking."" He says. After a few more minutes, the whole room's lightbulbs go dark. Edward gets up and fid…