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Fashion Facts - Adam was the first designer- with his Eden line of clothing Eve wore his first creation- the ribbed t-shirt with fig leaf

The reason fish smell One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, ""The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."" God said, ""Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now? Adam replied, ""She's down at the river, washing herself out."" ""Damn,"" says God, ""now all the fish will smell funny.""

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Adam is a little lonely... About a month or so after Adam was introduced to Eden, God and Adam are meeting for dinner. Adam expresses his admiration for the plants and the animals and the joy and beauty of it all, but admits that there is one little thing that he feels sad about: he feels a tiny bit lonely.... God quickly points out that he is already working on a solution: it is called a "woman," and is stunning to behold, beautiful and slim, would make company for Adam, would care for him wh…

In Eden God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down Into that valley."Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that To him, and then said, "Go over to the hill....." Adam said, "What is a hill?" God explained it to Adam, and said: "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave." Adam said, 'What's a cave?' Afte…

Adam is a little lonely... About a month or so after Adam was introduced to Eden

What makes fish smell?,"One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, ""She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath."" ""Damn,"" says God ""now all the fish will smell.""

What makes fish smell? One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Alex: “Are you in the habit of speaking to ladies you do not know?” Eden: “Certainly. The ladies I do know would not speak to me!”