The reason fish smell One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, ""The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."" God said, ""Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now? Adam replied, ""She's down at the river, washing herself out."" ""Damn,"" says God, ""now all the fish will smell funny.""

What makes fish smell? One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

God: "Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?" Frog: "ribbit" God: "haha, alright man"

Garden of Eden Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, ""What is wrong with you?"" Adam said, ""I don't have anyone to talk to."" God said, ""I will give you a companion and it will be a woman."" He said, ""This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. ""She will not nag,"" God continued, ""a…