#dvd

Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge.

A good place to hide a body would be the DVD section of a Best Buy.

My date spent all night telling me that she loved Bad Boys - Then seemed disappointed when we got back to mine and I put the DVD on.

My autistic cousin came to visit When I was young, my autistic 10 year old cousin would constatly visit us, and I hated him because he was a brat. However, since his parents were extremely protective and thought of him as a little prince, they wanted to make me give him my ""Up"" DVD, because he really likes it. When they left, I immediately told him I was not going to give him the DVD, but him being the autist he is, he starts bothering me about it every couple of seconds, but luckily, quiets d…

Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge

What runs faster than a burglar with a TV? His cousin with the DVD

Does a one legged duck swim in circles? What time does a duck wake up in the morning? -At the quack of dawn!!! A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. then tells the bartender: -just put it on my bill!!!! What's a duck's favorite snack? -Cheese and quackers!!! What did the duck say after hearing one of my hilarious jokes? -HAHAHAHA you quack me up!!!! What do you call a crazy duck? -a quackpot!!! And one to go on... What does a duck by at the DVD store? -DVDs!!!!