#dr-phil

There's a good chance Dr. Phil has jerked off to the Domino's Pizza Tracker.

I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare.

Sheep and babies A hwite priest comes and lives with an African tribe teaching about God. One day, a woman becomes pregnant and the baby is hwite. The chief becomes angered. He says to the priest: ""Explain this to me!"" ""Explain what/wot m8?"" ""There is a hwite baby!"" The chief is convinced that the priest is the father. (they didn't go on dr. Phil tho so it doesn't count) The priest explains to him that coincidences can happen. ""See that flock of sheep over there? There's a whole bunch of …

I'm no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to fcuk off today you'll feel better.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around my house to see things I started, and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreo's, a pot…

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, ""The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."" So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinf…

A couple is watching Dr. Phil and he begins to talk about mixed emotions. The man laughs and says ""I can't have mixed emotions. Either I'm happy or sad. There is no middle ground. And I don't believe anyone can be."