Two lawyers on their way to the pub. Two hipster lawyers named Henry and Garfunkel were driving through downtown Boston on their way to the pub to meet up with some old classmates for some craft beers. Both of them had been working so hard since law school and were really looking forward to relaxing in style with a cold pint. Unfortunately, the traffic was horrendous that day as they had left the office in the middle of rush hour. They'd been driving for more than hour when Henry said to Garfunk…