Did I tell you about Doug McDonald? He was a farmer, who used to love his farming machinery, went to trade shows, and had posters up on his wall. He used to make sure his favourite one was kept polished and well maintained and everything... But one day he fell off while driving to his fields and it put him right off his hobby. -------- He was at the village pub one day when there was a fire in the kitchen. It was billowing great huge plumes of black smoke. Thick and nasty and horrible, and all o…