#doreen

I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing Dora the Explorer to "Doreen the Submissive Housewife"

A guy was in love with a girl ... but never had an opportunity to tell her. One night around at night, he gathered some courage & sent her a text with these honest words... ""Doreen, I love you, I wonna marry you. Plz reply & tell me how you feel."" A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night so he decided not to check the message until the next morning when he's less tense and in better senses. So he went to sleep. …

The Hospital A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?" The old laday in her weak voice said, "Doreen Jacobs, Room 604." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse." After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Doreen is doing very …

A woman is giving evidence in court. “What were the first words that your husband uttered to you on that morning?” she was asked. “Where am I Doreen?” she replied. “So why did you hit him?” asked the Judge. “Because my name is Deborah!”