A velociraptor on long island... I made this up the other day. I don't have high hopes but what the hell: One day a velociraptor moved to Long Island. He was sick of life in the jungle and decided to try new things. Walking down the street one day, the velociraptor noticed a 'Help Wanted' sign resting on a diner window. Thinking that he should try his hand at small talk with the locals, the velociraptor went in and inquired about the job. The old man that owned the diner immediately took a likin…