A farmer walked into an attorneys office...
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces.”
The attorney asked, “Well, do you have any grounds?”
The farmer replied, “Yeah. I got about 140 acres.”
The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand. Do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No you don’t u…