A Priest and a Deacon A Priest realized that less and less people were showing up to church every day. He goes to the Deacon and asks ""How can I get more people to come to church?"" ""Well"", says the Deacon, ""people like food. Maybe if you offer free food at mass, more people will show up."" So the Priest sets up a giant buffet, filled with pizza, fries, a soda fountain, and even a chocolate waterfall. The next Sunday, the Priest is disappointed to find that only 20 more people showed up to c…