I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.#David Hasselhoff#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons.#David Hasselhoff#Money#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Your lifeguard resume is just a pic of David Hasselhoff" I feel it says all u need to know about me "He's drunk with a cheeseburger" Yes#David Hasselhoff#Work#Bar0🔗 SharePermalink →
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ...""I want you to call me David Hoff"". The barman replies: ""Sure thing Dave... no hassle.""#David Hasselhoff#David Hoff#Bar0🔗 SharePermalink →
David Hasselhoff has changed his name to David Hoff because he couldn't be bothered with the Hassel#David Hasselhoff#David Hoff#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel.#David Hasselhoff#David Hoff If#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to 'The Hoff'? He couldn't be bothered with the hassle#David Hasselhoff#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on.""#David Hasselhoff0🔗 SharePermalink →
David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on." His Agent says, "Sure. No hassle."#David Hasselhoff3839🔗 SharePermalink →