#david-hasselhoff

I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.

David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons.

"Your lifeguard resume is just a pic of David Hasselhoff" I feel it says all u need to know about me "He's drunk with a cheeseburger" Yes

David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ...""I want you to call me David Hoff"". The barman replies: ""Sure thing Dave... no hassle.""

David Hasselhoff has changed his name to David Hoff because he couldn't be bothered with the Hassel

David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel.

Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to 'The Hoff'? He couldn't be bothered with the hassle

David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on.""

David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on." His Agent says, "Sure. No hassle."