Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became "The Boss" after several years as "The Assistant Regional Manager."

Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*

*boss at staff meeting* Hey, do you have anything positive to add to this meeting? Yeah, I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.

A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"