#curt

Worst you ever been hurt A bunch of good ol' boys are sitting in a diner telling stories about their worst injuries ever when ol' Curtis scrootches a chair over and says, ""Well, the SECOND worst I ever got hurt was when I was huntin' one fall and the call o' nature came upon me. As I pulled down my overhauls and squatted, my nut sack triggered a bear trap that was chained there under some leaves and it snapped ahold of my jake!"" The whole table of fellas jumped back and let out a collective, "…

One you haven't heard- What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window? Curt 'n Rod

What do you call ... with no arms or legs These are some of my mothers favorite jokes What do you call two men with no arms or legs hanging in front of a window? Curt an' Rod! What do you call a man and a woman on a grill with no arms or legs? Frank and Patty! What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat? Skip! What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water? Bob

What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod

A logician is checking into the hotel he'll be staying at during a week long conference on the foundations of mathematics when he sees a small, cute dog in the corner. The dog is panting and wagging in a friendly way, and he reaches out to pet her but hesitates halfway through the motion. Looking around the nearly empty lobby, he sees a well-dressed elderly man sitting on a bench nearby. The logician asks the man, "Excuse, me, but does your dog bite?" and receives a curt headshake a single Fren…

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod