A frenchman,a texan, and a mexican are sitting on a bridge So the three men are sitting on a bridge when suddenly a genie appears and grants each of the men a wish. So the Frenchman says ""I wish i had a nice bottle of aged wine."" The Frenchman gets the bottle of wine,opens it, takes one swig and throws it off the bridge. The Texan and Mexican say ""Hey! what did you do that for?!"" and the Frenchman replies ""That bottle was nothing. Back in France there is plenty of wine. Its all over the pla…