The farmer's daughters A farmer's three daughters are going on a date the same night. Being the protective father that he is, the father insisted that he meet all three of his daughter's dates before sending them off. The first guy shows up and the farmer answers the door, brandishing his shotgun. ""H-hi sir, my name's Joe, I'm taking your daughter to the show, and I'll get her when she's good to go"". Satisfied, the farmer lets his oldest daughter go. The next guy arrives, and again the farmer …