#captains

The Captain's Parrot There once was a captain of a large cruise ship that had a very intelligent parrot. To keep the parrot busy while the captain was working, he left him in the ballroom where the magician performed his act. The parrot would watch the magician at work, and over time, the parrot learned the secrets of all of the magician's tricks. And since he was so talkative, he would shout out the secrets during the show. For instance - the magician would put a rabbit in hat and make it disap…

The Captain's Red Shirt Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, ""Bring me my red shirt!"" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle …

A Captain's Ship was Under Attack. The first hand, yelled towards the captain, ""Sir we see an enemy ship headed our way!"" The captain responded, ""Get me my red shirt!"" Bewildered as to such a strange request the firsthand asked why, and the captain responded, ""well you see its actually very clever, in battle if I get hurt the red shirt will mask the blood and encourage the crew to keep fighting "" The firsthand ecstatic replied, ""Ahh very clever sir, but we see an additional 10 ships aimin…

I went out for dinner last night. The Captain's Basket was on special for $7.00. I tried it just for the halibut.

The Captain's Pants The Captain of a ship was standing on deck when his lookout called down ""Captain! I see 1 ship on the horizon!"" The Captain prepared the crew for battle and called to his first mate ""Bring me my red pants! If I get hit I don't want my men to know! I want them to keep fighting!"" The battle was long and hard won by the captain and his men. They were standing on the damaged deck when the look out called down ""Captain! I see 10 ships on the horizon!"" The Captain turned to h…

The Captain's Parrot There once was a captain of a large cruise ship that had a very intelligent parrot. To keep the parrot busy while the captain was working

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom? The Captain's Log.