I was with my wife in Russia when it starts to drizzle So I say to my wife ""It's raining"" she quickly responds (looking to start a fight) ""Actually, I think it's snowing"". This goes back and forth for a few minutes when I notice my buddy Officer Rudolf of the communist national guard. I go over to him and ask, ""Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"" He glances over and replies, ""raining, ofcourse"". I turn back to my wife and triumphantly announce, ""See, Rudolf the red knows rain dea…