#brother-joe

Rowboat Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. Fred Jones was married, and Frank Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that Fred Jones' wife died the same day that Frank's rowboat filled with water and sank. A few days later, a kind old lady met Frank and thought he was Fred. She said, ""Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear of your great loss, you must feel terrible"". Frank smiled and said, ""Well, I am not a bit sorry, she …

A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12, opened the door. ""Is yer pa home?"" he asked. ""No sir, he sure ain't,"" the boy replied. ""He went to town."" ""Well,"" said the farmer. ""Is yer ma home?"" ""No, she ain't here either. She went to town with pa."" ""Well, then, how about yer brother, Joe, is he here?"" ""No sir, he went with pa and ma."" The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting f…