#brother-howard

Farm Joke A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door ""Is your Dad home?"" ""No sir, he isn't; he went to town."" ""Well, is your Mother here?"" ""No sir, she went to town with Dad."" ""How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"" ""No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."" The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. ""Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all …

farmer & the little boy A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. ""Is your dad or mom home?"" said the farmer. ""No, they went to town."" ""How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"" ""No, he went with Mom and Dad."" The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, ""I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."" "…

Countryside Perspective A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town," said the boy. "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" asked the farmer. "No, he went with Mom and Dad," the boy answered. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can…

A farmer went to a neighbor's... ..., and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" "No sir, he isn't; he went to town." "Well, is your Mother here?" "No sir, she went to town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad." The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to bo…

farmer & the little boy A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well," s…

A farmer got in his beat-up old pickup, drove over to the neighbors and knocked on the door... A farmer got in his beat-up old pickup, drove over to the neighbors and knocked on the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your paw home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well," said the man "is your mother here?" "No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No sir, he went…

When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one…

The Farmer's Daughter A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well,…

A farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door... A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your mom or dad home?” The farmer asked the boy “No, they went in to town.” The boy replied “Well, how about your brother Howard?” The farmer asked “No, he went with mom and dad.” The boy said The farmer stood there for a minute shifting from one foot to another and mumbling when the boy says “I know where the tools are if you need to borrow one or I could give my dad a message for…