Bertie, Bessie, the Company, its Lawyer, and the Judge
A farmer named Bertie had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Bertie.
'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.
Bertie responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... '
'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just ans…