20 dollars in my pocket. One night, George went to the bar. He's having a good time, having some drinks, all is well. As the night goes on, George keeps drinking and ends up throwing up all over his shirt. ""Ah shit my wife's going to kill me! She's going to know i stayed out all night and got drunk! "" Bartender Bob says "" It's fine, just put a 20 in your shirt pocket and tell your wife some guy here threw up on you, gave you 20 dollars to get the shirt cleaned. "" "" Great idea!"" George excl…