#aslan

A funny joke I read somewhere... Ok so the Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe was on in theaters and the audience were concerned about the performance of Aslan; the character was moping around and slurring his words. After the play had ended and complaints were sent in, producers examined Aslan's costume and sure enough, they found drugs stuffed in the costumes foot. So the police get involved and question each actor in order to get to the bottom of this. One actor's demeanor was suspicious to the…

The Cowardly Lion, Aslan, and Cecil are having drinks at a bar ... They all look worn out so the bartender asks them why they look so beat. The Cowardly Lion goes first and says, "Man, you have no idea what I went through just to get courage." Aslan then chimes in quickly after that and says, "Nonsense, you have no idea what I went through just to get Narnia united." There's a pause so they all look at Cecil. He raises his eyes from his drink and quietly says, "Oh yeah? You have no idea what…

The Cowardly Lion Aslan

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business.